Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Nick Vatterott joins KATG to talk about his new special Disingenuous, his harrowing time at The Price Is Right, and writing for Real Time with Bill Maher. The show is interrupted by an exciting visit from the police, but that doesn’t stop the trio from covering the important news of Joe Rogan’s Spotify talking to.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-31.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to close out the week with some exciting stories about actor Michael Rapaport becoming a Rite Aid security chief, a real life Weekend at Bernie’s situation, Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, anti-vaxx superheroes, China’s movie magic, Keith reviewing Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project, and the end of social media anonymity.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-28.mp3
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Nesil Izil joins KATG to discuss starting out in stand-up, open mics, and heroin. Yes, shooting up! She talks about her 7 years of sobriety and how she turned her life around. The trio also talks about Cheryl Hines vs. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (her husband) and the few times that you shouldn’t compare things to Anne Frank. Also, Keith decides to be a olympian for all the fuckin’.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-26.mp3
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Jeff Scheen joins KATG to discuss a year of sobriety, football betting and the NFL’s ridiculous overtime rules, and the Aaron Rodgers household eating horse paste and clay. The gang revisits the death of Meat Loaf, who died of COVID while anti-mask/anti-vaxx. The trio ends on more Fast Food Murders.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-24.mp3
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Beth Lapides joins KATG to discuss her new audiobook So You Need to Decide. The gang discusses AA, dumping your partner after your mother takes their kidney, and a newscaster getting hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio. The trio also discusses the deaths of Meat Loaf and Louis Anderson!!!

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-21.mp3
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It’s Boy Meets World, and Keith had a day. Keith and Chemda begin with world news and conclude with a one-on-one between Keith and Life. You decide who won. (Spoiler: Not Keith.)
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-19.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here for your listening pleasures. They discuss HBO’s Peacemaker, and Keith is simply giddy over the minute-and-a-half jokes they made regarding Louis C.K.’s sexual assaults. The duo also discusses smiling for mugshots and … you’re shitting me … The James Webb Telescope! HOLY FUCK! Also, they comment on Scream overtaking Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Chemda reviews Sex and the City’s And Just Like That… That’s the end of the sentence, and that’s the way the show is written. It was very deliberate. Anyway, they also talk about Keith’s new obsession: fast food murders. Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-17.mp3
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New guest Dave Ross joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the inner workings of Drunk History and him squashing a beef between himself and Marc Maron. Maybe. The gang also discusses starting fights with strangers on the street, the joys of heroin, the Bumble class-action lawsuit, and love transcendence thanks to Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet, Megan Fox, and Machine Gun Kelly.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-14.mp3
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The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-12.mp3
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The hilarious and real Emily Winter joins KATG, and the trio discusses death. Just a whole bunch of death. They talk about deadly subway turnstiles and the passing of Bob Saget, Sidney Poitier, and John Madden. It’s also the death of hygiene in Norway where Army draftees must return their underwear at the end of service to be reworn by others. Emily talks about her quarantined marriage, knowing more than your doctor, CBD for dogs, and theory conspiracy cucks. You want it? You got it, dude.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-10.mp3
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Matt Bachus might be out of luck when it comes to love, but he’s not out of luck when it comes to making money money money, and he’s ready to bring back his investing podcast just for KATG! The gang talks about blindsided break-ups, investment lessons, and the money to be had in farted jars. Breathe in deep, and make 2022 work for you.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-07.mp3
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The 2021 KATGuh Award Nominations
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-05.mp3
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Comic icon Betty White has passed away, and we ring in 2022 with an everybody’s dead. Happy New Year! Keith contracted COVID, his dad shares his New Year wish, and Ghislaine Maxwell is wondering who is going to have her kill herself. For auld acquaintance, baby. Let’s begin.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-03.mp3
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